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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 21 19:11:41 +0000 2018

“Everybody knows the tyrannosaur is a carnivore - why are you giving him broccoli? Give it to the brachiosaurus instead.” 🦖🦕

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 20 18:48:29 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah no pos así sí 😮👍🏻

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 20 18:46:34 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ay Chaco y pa qué tanta pantalla si ya ni te dejan programar 😭😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 14 16:29:00 +0000 2018

@popmofolk Se los mandó diosito para castigarlos porque se canceló el aeropuerto de Texcoco 🤪

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Dec 13 01:15:18 +0000 2018

RT @amyngyn: COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Dec 12 01:46:48 +0000 2018

Hay que sacar el fua! 💪🏼 #loqueseproyectahaciaeluniverso https://t.co/ZdWDGTYu7F

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Dec 07 18:37:31 +0000 2018

Pro tip! https://t.co/8VVPuFkWb5 image search lets you see images full-screen unlike google’s crap 🙌🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Nov 28 00:02:39 +0000 2018

Peña Nieto es el único líder de un país del G20 que usa trono 🚽😝 https://t.co/InyktLyZpW

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 27 15:25:17 +0000 2018

It's #GivingTuesday2018 . We donated small amounts (every bit counts!) to @SPCAMontreal , the Canadian Wildlife Federation, @NCC_CNC, @Wikipedia , @letsencrypt , @mozilla.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Nov 09 12:28:37 +0000 2018

First hoar frost of the season! #winter https://t.co/A08a4trRPC

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 06 01:27:21 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤗

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 06 01:26:51 +0000 2018

@A_Aspuru_Guzik @El_Chaco_Veloz No te preocupes ya que caiga la nieve vas a ver mejor 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Nov 06 01:03:49 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Ah estos sureños 😝 https://t.co/NgcN9JkdWe

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 29 19:21:24 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤤

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 29 19:14:53 +0000 2018

This is NOT a taco 🚫🌮 https://t.co/K7UsngX7Np

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 28 19:25:13 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Recuérdales que en otoño les devuelven la hora que fue robada en primavera 👌🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 20 16:22:44 +0000 2018

“¿Así o más quelite?” 😝

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Oct 19 13:46:42 +0000 2018

@davidlh @clutterbuck_19 Los egipcios no conocían ni el sistema métrico ni las coordenadas basadas en Greenwich. En el mejor de los casos es una coincidencia increíble. Peor de los casos, es falso 🧐

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Oct 13 18:35:34 +0000 2018

Where will the cycling path take you today? #Autumn #bikepath https://t.co/50oCj1fodr

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Oct 11 23:02:05 +0000 2018

How did this clown get elected? 🙄 https://t.co/tanXvFPBqI

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Oct 08 11:58:49 +0000 2018

- “everybody needs a skeleton” - “Except worms and other invertebrates “ - 🤔

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Oct 07 14:12:11 +0000 2018

The word “apparatus” has been uttered #mustbeasunday

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Oct 03 01:37:37 +0000 2018

It has begun 🙄 https://t.co/F2uTuPRTu2 with the notwithstanding clause, the CAQ can use its ”simple majority vote [to] suspend the core rights of the Charter. “

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Sep 30 22:18:56 +0000 2018

En Quebec tenemos al partido verde y al partido de la verde 😝 https://t.co/a9jDImJ0qV #blocpot

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Sep 28 17:54:35 +0000 2018

@El_Chaco_Veloz Pero esa foto es de la temporada 2 (who’s the doctor?)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Sep 23 16:22:52 +0000 2018

There is an entire subculture of people who empty their pockets, take and share pictures of the contents, and spend their time explaining why they carry each item every day. #wondersOfTheInternet #EDC

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 15 21:00:29 +0000 2018

@citrix “It’s” 🙄. For god’s sake please if you’re going to spam my timeline with your promoted tweets at least have them proofread.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Sep 12 14:35:42 +0000 2018

RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Desconfío de cualquier cosa que venga de Microsoft y tenga la palabra “inteligente”.

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 08 13:44:10 +0000 2018

“It’s time to feed the wolf” 🐺

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Sep 04 11:45:19 +0000 2018

RT @chick_in_kiev: i can well and truly say that most of you have no idea the kind of abhorrent filth that is succeeding wildly on youtube.…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Sep 03 13:19:22 +0000 2018

Disney is like a dementor that sucks souls and then pukes out money. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Sep 01 14:24:07 +0000 2018

RT @TheRickWilson: And so began Donald Trump's war against the Snow Mexicans. https://t.co/qeSPnYdHx9

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 30 17:36:54 +0000 2018

How many engineers does Google have working on UI/UX for Meet? did not a single one of them realize that having the "hang up" button right between the very commonly-used "mute audio" and "stop sending video" controls is idiotic? 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 29 13:36:48 +0000 2018

"melon drama" was just mentioned in a conference call. May you live in interesting times and work in an interesting place :)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 29 12:03:24 +0000 2018

Tomato drum - or “drumato” 🍅 🥁

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 27 15:02:11 +0000 2018

RT @aljwhite: so screwed has the gaming of the algorithm become, if you give a 3 year old access to YouTube they will have navigated their…

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Aug 25 14:11:31 +0000 2018

Have you ever treated a wound with vodka? (Please RT)

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 22 11:56:11 +0000 2018

@zygoon Their PCI vendor identifier is 0x8086 also https://t.co/GLOgjUUqwT ⌨️

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 21 19:39:09 +0000 2018

Oh hahaha I just muted a person that claimed journalists are the “truth force”. Not interested in anything else this delusional individual has to say. 💪🏼

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 20 22:30:46 +0000 2018

RT @popmofolk: "abro hilo" es de lo que más me da molesta leer en twitter

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 20 17:55:58 +0000 2018

“Oh no! Semicircle fall!” 😱⭕️#toddlerspeak

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 16 13:50:38 +0000 2018

Hahahahah YouTube wants me to pay $16 a month for the privilege to download videos hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Aug 15 22:31:35 +0000 2018

We’ve been trying to watch broadcast tv for a while. It’s super hard: it has almost as many ads as YouTube. 🙄

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Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Aug 11 23:52:19 +0000 2018

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción: Gatito amoroso - https://t.co/EmEkzNnVAw https://t.co/Ya0J7pOsI6

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Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Aug 10 19:48:33 +0000 2018

After several decades programming I finally wrote a tool named after a Chuck Norris movie 🤛

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 09 19:09:11 +0000 2018

Why do sharks have nostrils? 🤔 🦈 #shark

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Aug 07 17:03:39 +0000 2018

Why on earth would google calendar need 18.6 MB of data? It’s a calendar, should only be syncing small chunks of data, not a list of all events in the world since the birth of Julius Caesar. 🙄 google stop wasting my resources 🙄 https://t.co/8nimv5lfsk

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Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Aug 06 17:57:58 +0000 2018

YouTube used to have no ads. Then they put ads at the start of videos, now they come in the *middle* of videos, and more frequently every time. Looks like google is a bit desperate for money?

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Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Aug 02 15:11:19 +0000 2018

RT @snapcraftio: .@Opera is now available as a Snap in the Snap Store. https://t.co/E4GDp5lyBD https://t.co/AzUpKILTo5

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Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 31 14:00:58 +0000 2018

🤣From https://t.co/mJSEgjRzLQ: "This message does not have authentication information or fails to pass authentication checks". "Fails to pass"? isn't that just "Fails authentication checks" ?? Clearly the guys working on Google's SMTP servers don't english too good.

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