🙄 https://t.co/aSbd8dZWBp
@silicongirl 🙊
RT @El0bal: Quien no entiende con hechos, no va a entender con argumentos. Por eso hay conservadores.
The word “unfathomable” has been uttered 😎
@silicongirl “Dinos make everything better “ ❤️ 🦖 💕 🦕 💗
“Harry Potter y la Sierra Tarahumara” - “Harry Potter y la pelota azteca” - “Harry Potter y el nagual del destino “ #region4 😸
@silicongirl 😞
Without any tweaks, @ubuntu 18.04 makes my laptop's battery last noticeably longer \o/ great to squeeze more life out of this 4-year-old laptop!
@popmofolk “La cafetera de émbolo explota en elogios luego de la victoria de su equipo nacional” 🤔🤗
“Chaotic roadshow” hahaha great headline CBC news 🤣https://t.co/VaD7LPrwRX
RT @writingben: Let's have something nice today.
Let’s remember that in 1500 BCE, someone in Iran carved a little hedgehog on wheels to gi…
Or this. https://t.co/3FqzkYZkOd
I was going to tweet complaining about this or that. But there are plenty of angry complain tweets around, so I decided to post this instead. #enjoy https://t.co/L3JIiyIXFK
Ontario elected Doug Ford even knowing he probably shared his brother’s penchant for car centricity (remember the “war on the car is over”?). https://t.co/37VLP6U0FX
Muppets genealogy 😏
RT @mattcoyney: When toddlers insist that they can dress themselves. #fuckitwearelate https://t.co/oN44Psx1pX
“It all began with a banana and went downhill from there” 😒🍌
“He was so evil even his right hand was sinister” 🤚 #evil
@silicongirl 😭
¿Cómo se abrevia “nada más”?
@popmofolk Pon unos mosquiteros en las ventanas 😏
@silicongirl 😂🤔😒😓
RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Oye @Aeromexico En el vuelo 477 de ayer Houston - CDMX nos arrancaron los tags de las maletas. El mío era de Batman y e…
@silicongirl 🤤 #perfectEmoji
@1stvamp @bloodearnest We’re big fans of Nanny Plum :)
@bloodearnest Indeed! A lot of adult-worthy sarcasm, ironies and references. I plan to watch Peppa well into my eighties :) 🐷
@1stvamp Entirely agree 🐽
“El tigre de Santa Julia” https://t.co/j0nngzOJ6z
Those who whined about Peppa Pig creating unrealistic expectations about NHS service times clearly didn’t watch the episode where a house is built from scratch and inspected in 2 days 🤗lighten up, it’s just a cartoon show.
RT @HoarseWisperer: I’d much rather live next door to someone who crossed a desert to become an American than an American who wouldn’t cros…
RT @pangmeli: the fuck are you honking at me for??? you're flying around in a climate controlled invincibility chariot while I'm out here o…
The new “axis”, the axis of evil, is shaping up to be USA-Russia-North Korea. #HistoryRepeatsItself
RT @bIazingxmexican: Avocado farmers in Santa Barbara County are currently struggling to find workers. So to all of the white people who wh…
Apooka wawawawa 😆
Que cuando el gol contra Alemania, tembló de tanto brinco que dieron los aficionados. Ándenle con esa enjundia salgan a votar el 2 de julio 👍🏻 https://t.co/a6k9yQwgtb
La liguilla y la lagartijilla 😜
“No te rasques!” “Sí me rasco y qué”
@gusdetavo @alicedice Los pueden anunciar en https://t.co/l1GwwXAuwD 🐶
The word “sphincter” has been uttered 😱
“More waffle please “
RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: …porque Microsoft es un campeón del Open Source…” ja jaja JaJa JAJA JAJAJAJAJA!!!
RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: A ver si siguen felices cuando tengan que firmarse a su cuenta de Outlook 360 para actualizar la última versión de su d…
Just remember, folks. Microsoft have never been “friends” of free software. Everybody rejoices about them “embracing” open source. They are, indeed. Just remember the two steps that come after that. #stillTheEnemy
@jamesadonner Like this exciting commitment ? https://t.co/2opjSwOHaL
“Trump's actions transferred more than half a billion dollars from the U.S. economy to Canada's since March.” hahahaha thanks Trump! 😂 https://t.co/Xaqos0oqvS
We’ve reached the conclusion that gorillas are difficult to draw 😓🙄 https://t.co/2pfbr2wRIQ
@silicongirl What 🤖
@A_Aspuru_Guzik @ServiceCanada_E Welcome landed immigrant!
“What is a geek?” 🤓
What the hell is a “progressive conservative” party? Sounds like a “carnivorous vegetarian” Party to me. 🙄