Not my food but 😋 #poachedegg https://t.co/tqVfRdVJJg
Confundir Pyeongchang con Pyongyang es como confundir México 68 con México 86 🙄
Just realized - football 🏈 is so boring, people actually prefer watching the commercials. 🙄
@popmofolk #whatisacomputer https://t.co/SOHTLPO3hc
“Crop yields down for you?” Wow YouTube, spot-on ad targeting 🙄
I get phone calls from all over the world! Niger, Burundi, the Maldives, Barbados, Mauritania. All thanks to phone scammers 🙏🏻
@mstfacmly Do you have it under source control? GitHub? Then delete it. It will remain in history forever mwah ahah
“Cuando estaba cruzando por la marimba lo atropelló una mano de chango” 🤔
@INEMexico esta página https://t.co/ls7ZuUQekm está pésima, con navegador Firefox no se puede borrar/backspace, si me equivoco tengo que empezar todo de nuevo ☹️
@El_Chaco_Veloz 😂
Disposable clothes? 🤔
RT @legogradstudent: I just checked out a new coffee shop. At the register, there's a sign that says there's no wi-fi so that customers "ma…
“Mi grito pusilánime “ 😫
The eye of Sauron! 👁🗨🔥😱
“Dauvaka es una vaca danesa” #theletters
“La secretaría de moñoclos” 😬
RT @benoitdorais: Pour le #SOmtl : • 14 équipements de trottoirs déblaient la couche de neige imbibée de #verglas • D'ici midi les trottoir…
RT @TurnbullJay: Many people have given up trying to navigate the sidewalks and are instead walking in the middle of the streets. Montreal…
Oh ok then 👍🏻 https://t.co/7JWZuBQbgd
RT @silicongirl: For my kid a park without swings is not a park, it's a shame -and additional $ on transport- we have to go to neighboring…
@silicongirl Oh no 😱
@popmofolk ¿Y 💩?
#Lasagna 😋🤤
RT @popmofolk: Qué raro es cuando escriben en presente simple algo que ocurrió en el pasado.
“You should never hit a bear or a human” 👍🏻🐻
RT @mstfacmly: why https://t.co/iXeCw0XmXc
“That’s not much fun - even for a grownup “ #pigwisdom #adultsareboring
“Naughty tortoise 🐢“ 😏
RT @maureenjohnson: We need a holiday where the whole thing is that you go to bed at like 7:30.
“Why are you speaking of Satan in my kitchen?” 😱😈
That sad moment when you realize Alice the Camel is actually a dromedary 😞 https://t.co/8audtqlUjg
“Two adults vs. one toddler - we’re almost evenly matched” 👩🏻👦🏻👨🏻
“Silly daddy” :)
RT @mtlblog: Montreal Is Colder Than The North Pole Today #Montreal #Quebec #Canada https://t.co/EQIYKxcdmI
“You’re a carcass eater” 🍖😋
“They’re not real fish, they’re cookies - don’t be silly” - said the reindeer sock puppet 🦌🙄
RT @mstfacmly: The world "isn't becoming more" anything.
You’re just gaining awareness of it.
RT @rasmansa: Me: *trying to teach child to be grateful*: "Some kids didn't get any presents at all"
Child: “Not even from Santa? So they…
It’s going to be a cold week ❄️ https://t.co/Vaa0qoOslj
“I don’t think we’ll use the car until spring” 2017-2018 edition. https://t.co/BenmZ8VRvf
#Christmas chicken dance 🐓 🐓 🎄 🐓 🐓
“Préstame tu sacas” 🤗 https://t.co/MiMUVSIpIT
Black and (mostly) white https://t.co/ivi1K2iHRN
@AppleSupport No updates available. My last app update was earlier today, only 2 apps updated at that time.
@AppleSupport I just tried all my regular apps, it happened once while switching from Safari to the home screen but not consistently 😞 it’s very intermittent.
@AppleSupport Thanks! It’s intermittent, happens only when unlocking the phone (but only sometimes). It’s easy to work around: just swipe to the next screen and the bottom bar reappears. Restarting does fix it temporarily.
Dear @AppleSupport this horrible bug with the dock started with the latest (11.2.1) iOS update on my iPhone SE. please fix it 🤗 thanks! (See bottom of screenshots) https://t.co/HzUrDw8LGx
“And after all his adventures he decided to launch his own line of food seasonings” #vegeta https://t.co/oWo37p4b6L
“The average hour of television contains 14.25 minutes of commercials”. 1)WTF really? That’s horrible. 2) YouTube is doing its best to try and match that, it has a boatload of ads these days. 😒
@popmofolk @YouTube Quieren jugar con los niños, pobres ratitas ❤️🐀❤️