RT @shitossays: "users do not read, they just click on shiny things if there are any"
RT @silicongirl: "The Man who fell to Earth" to make it a more interesting one. For today nothing but Bowie.
It's Match time! #zamboni #ThreeWiseMen #present https://t.co/yRS3bAjgsU
So, will all monotheistic religions now coordinate against Charlie Hebdo out of protest for their new cover? https://t.co/ExBP3EDc5N
Violence in Mexico is so high, it's actually reduced people's average life expectancy by 7 months. https://t.co/nZhE6aTO2x
RT @silicongirl: Three words: Galette des Rois.
Because 50cm of snow weren't enough. https://t.co/oiWjf787lS
It takes a lot of machinery to remove a lot of snow. #Montreal https://t.co/k1vkyVXtLA
Mouse was double-clicking on its own, I fixed the springs, it'll probably get a few more km out of it :) #easyfix https://t.co/Hm9SLmrcgJ
Hijos del rock & roll! Aaaah 😎🤘🎶🎸
RT @HumaneSociety: Enjoy a #MeatlessMonday salad by @cupcakesandkale & @experimentbooks this New Year! https://t.co/srGNxeGsEJ https://t.co…
Yo dawg I heard you like snow... #pimpmyride https://t.co/rdcbeUECHW
They're here. #snowmen https://t.co/rCkFf2qvGT
Caution, don't step on frying pan while bacon is cooking. https://t.co/OtKjJrIqGF
Nuevo aeropuerto capitalino será de los tres más grandes del mundo (pero no dicen cuales son los otros dos) :( https://t.co/AuVj0Fcpk8
Sopa levanta muertos 🍲
RT @dobbyloca: La banqueta puede estar infestada de obstáculos, pero cierras tantito el arroyo vehicular y te mandan a los granaderos. #Pri…
RT @riseupnet: Here is to Ian Murdock: thanks for @Debian, we wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you, wish you were too. https://t.co…
RT @MTL_Ville: Réduisons le remorquage lors des opérations de déneigement, respectons la signalisation! https://t.co/xfo1GJLqbA #neigemtl
Because even a vampire's castle has indoor plumbing. https://t.co/3HS7i3OZDq
@canadaposthelps My package is "being returned to sender. Incomplete address." but it was correct! please don't send it back to the US!
#noms https://t.co/KlJSTPv44g
RT @YehudaMoon: They use the term "vehicle" a lot, but do they ever exactly specify what type when you sign up as a "driver"? https://t.co/…
RT @paw: "Aquí no es Suiza para andar promoviendo la bici" es como decir "Aquí es una mierda y así me gusta"
Just a reminder that Picard also did the "Fast & Furious" thing. https://t.co/mAmmUW0tmI Will #StarTrekBeyond be as horrid as Nemesis?😱
"A beauty". 😝 (but it's not for me 👍🏻) https://t.co/EnjHsnzU5N
RT @anarcopop: "el partido" - un evento que ocurre en un lejano planeta, por suerte.
A portable throne. Even has crown emblems and all. #portapotty https://t.co/W4x9eL3xf3
RT @mstfacmly: It's 9*C. In Montreal. In December. Please tell me how #globalwarming isn't a thing.
RT @silicongirl: On tricote Montréal! 25000 tuques pour les réfugiés syriens. https://t.co/kZcAENp4PC
RT @shitossays: "Apple: first at everything. If you take the Genesis account, they were the first bad fruit too"
Este tarado dice que las teles digitales ahorran luz, obvio nunca ha visto una tele de tubo con receptor digital. https://t.co/6kjJmj64lh
RT @anarcopop: Vaya que es repugnante y patético el sufrimiento déspota, facho y carente de lógica de los automovilistas capitalinos.
RT @El_Chaco_Veloz: Haciendo cuentas rápidas, Pemex vende aquí la gasolina a la mitad de precio que allá.
RT @aceromora: "No hagamos a los ciclistas más hábiles, hagamos que los automovilistas dejen de atropellarlos" https://t.co/lvlePuG3mv @Bic…
RT @dustinkirkland: Millions of shoppers today at @Walmart, @BestBuy & other stores are experiencing @ubuntu @OpenStack at massive scale ht…
I wanted to flip a coin but all I had were some credit cards :( #firstworldproblems but wait! There's an app for that! #firstworldsolutions
RT @snipeyhead: *snicker* https://t.co/CS4yZkyQaT
Eso de pedir las quesadillas "gluten-free" 😝
"Metric mile" - just heard on tv and it's probably the biggest oxymoron ever. 🙄
RT @wckoehler: When you don’t have cars, you don’t need stop lights or stop signs. People just work it out, safely & efficiently. https://t…
RT @javiermalagon: @arelibiciteka @Bicitekas en protesta ciclistas debemos tomar el carril de baja COMPLETO en Reforma hasta no tener mejor…
RT @xtrevi: Arranca @HuiziToluca, 3er sistema de bici pública del país: 350 bicis y 26 estaciones https://t.co/dHtcnywhHl Bien!! https://t.…
"Discurso desde el trono" 🚽#grandilocuencia
- "Ya me hicieron enojar 😠" - "Cállate y come"
RT @silicongirl: Of course, the best way to honour those who lost their lives in war is preventing others from paying such price. #Remember…
How to use a bicycle to deliver a 20kg air conditioner and 4 liters of spent oil to the recycling center. #Montreal https://t.co/3nNHjhu0Nv
RT @silicongirl: #Montreal Protect our river! Le Saint-Laurent n'est pas Poubelle - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/uvYB36uQFe via CdnChang…
RT @kemosite: .@JustinTrudeau is right. Lots of people do take the bus to work. https://t.co/i9iJZpTGx4 #cdnpoli
RT @fvmtl: Attention foodies: the Montreal Vegan Festival is back https://t.co/DvAVW63sZX