Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 24 00:13:17 +0000 2015

"la pobreza del país es la suma de la que se presenta en los estados." No pos ante tal genio me quito el sombrero -_- http://t.co/qVMK7YuA4m

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 22 17:28:25 +0000 2015

RT @silicongirl: Why did Peggy Guggenheim pick up the phone? Because Alexander Calder. 📞 #YOLO #artnerd

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 17 19:56:08 +0000 2015

RT @silicongirl: Each time I get a Starbucks coffee I confirm how bad they keep on getting. #yuk

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 14 21:26:03 +0000 2015

RT @MarkAgee: STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in t…

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jul 14 02:16:15 +0000 2015

From dusk till dog? http://t.co/3h9L6eRjHQ

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 13 03:03:08 +0000 2015

What people throw away :) a grill. http://t.co/Jy3MCy07fK

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 12 16:57:43 +0000 2015

RT @silicongirl: Le French attacks again. #OnlyQuebec #ParlezVousLeQuebecois http://t.co/5pGKcisiVg

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Jul 12 13:53:23 +0000 2015

Deberían cambiarle de nombre a ese penal del Altiplano a "Shawshank". #MeEscapoComoElChapo

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jul 08 15:22:52 +0000 2015

This friendly critter is chilling out on the wall. #abugslife http://t.co/hOZiSmnHlj

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jul 06 14:16:57 +0000 2015

Jean de Brébeuf - vampire hunter!

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jul 03 14:50:40 +0000 2015

El GDF autoriza a Uber a operar a cambio de 5% de ingresos, ¿no suena como a esquema de "protección" de la mafia? http://t.co/L1EPkGaRBC

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 30 17:04:23 +0000 2015

@El_Chaco_Veloz en español se dice "Buen Fin" :) #troll

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 26 15:00:16 +0000 2015

RT @Rosen: Here's a gif for you, America. You fucking earned it this week: http://t.co/OrfVsJauxe

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed Jun 24 01:06:50 +0000 2015

¿de dónde salió el villano reventón? http://t.co/CHhohmUgx0

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 23 20:55:18 +0000 2015

Revenge is a dish best served cold - not unlike pizza. 🍕

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 23 17:51:40 +0000 2015

@anarcopop te presento a mi "artista del tatuaje" o para que suene mas snob, a mi "tatú ártist" jajaja

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jun 13 23:02:01 +0000 2015

¿Por que usar un superlativo cuando puedes usar un ultralativo? "Está ultra chido"

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jun 13 16:43:45 +0000 2015

@El_Chaco_Veloz son 14.4 kilos para el resto del planeta. Felicidades :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Jun 12 03:51:37 +0000 2015

@federicomena prueba con metanol y una de estas http://t.co/N4CX0q5TmL

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Jun 11 13:32:16 +0000 2015

RT @DeathStarPR: RIP Christopher Lee. Count Dooku has become more powerful than we could possibly imagine. #StarWars

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Jun 09 16:12:23 +0000 2015

RT @SeoirseThomais: Un niño pone la mano en una placa de Petri. Su padre la cultiva 8 días. Resultado. http://t.co/TCF0dX4AJa

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 08 19:23:31 +0000 2015

"Curated". People keep using that word. It doesn't mean what they think it means. http://t.co/xQSghixRFs

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Jun 08 17:00:21 +0000 2015

Babosa :) http://t.co/zsN5KcgIYu

Roadmr @roadmr. Sat Jun 06 16:31:30 +0000 2015

RT @jackthurston: Four people hurt in a rollercoaster crash and the theme park is closed indefinitely. Imagine if the same safety standards…

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 31 16:36:18 +0000 2015

Crepa de arte :) http://t.co/SeVoJrGaxf

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 31 16:30:40 +0000 2015

¿qué se pone Batman cuando sale de bañarse? Su batita :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 29 20:05:22 +0000 2015

For a warm day, a cool #gazpacho <3 http://t.co/fB4W5il4g6

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 28 21:05:30 +0000 2015

RT @silicongirl: Montrealers, help me ask Les Amies de la Montagne to be #crueltyFree & take off their raffle-prize list all fur-items. #Mo…

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 28 21:01:22 +0000 2015

RT @silicongirl: I just can't believe Mont Royal's Chapeau Raffle includes fur-items in their prize list. #montreal #crueltyfree #montroyal…

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri May 22 20:14:26 +0000 2015

"All the Chinese are in China, except those who are in other countries" -_-

Roadmr @roadmr. Wed May 20 15:27:04 +0000 2015

RT @paolobacigalupi: Observed in the bathroom of an indy coffee shop. http://t.co/ck8GHoyfyN

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 17 16:09:28 +0000 2015

Peripecias - palabra de hoy #palabrasdomingueras

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun May 17 15:16:37 +0000 2015

It's customary to wear shoes when going out of the house :)

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu May 14 22:11:24 +0000 2015

Flower power? http://t.co/5D50bCY3Hl

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon May 11 21:14:50 +0000 2015

RT @federicomena: ¿Se acuerdan de éste? Hay que resuscitarlo para las elecciones. http://t.co/uF7Ayi966N

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 23 16:50:07 +0000 2015

RT @ubuntu: Ubuntu 15.04 is here! With updates across Desktop, Phone, Cloud and the IoT ecosystem. Download >> http://t.co/HOtJsYzQvo

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 19 19:25:47 +0000 2015

Reportan radiación extremadamente alta en el Valle de México (seguro otra vez cayó una bomba atómica) http://t.co/CSIrNZVwNQ

Roadmr @roadmr. Sun Apr 12 16:57:01 +0000 2015

Era un herrero tan, tan malo, que en vez de utensilios hacía inutensilios X-D

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Apr 09 19:39:01 +0000 2015

RT @ubuntu: It's here..the latest generation of @Dell XPS 13 pre-installed with Ubuntu. Read more >> http://t.co/r69fGt766A http://t.co/j6K…

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 31 20:47:32 +0000 2015

Interesting/sad fact: 95% of our snail mail is either "someone gave you money" or "someone took money from you" #showmethemoney

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 31 03:10:52 +0000 2015

Not what one usually means by "alpha dog" #alfa177canine http://t.co/wcTYp4z0ko

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 24 23:50:54 +0000 2015

@AM_Escucha Ya envié el reporte de mi caso, mil gracias!

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Mar 24 22:19:15 +0000 2015

@AM_Escucha AM680 Call center me dijo q no podían ofrecer menú vegetariano, en vuelo sirvieron huevos con jamón :( me quedé sin desayunar :(

Roadmr @roadmr. Thu Mar 19 17:51:16 +0000 2015

@ContactoBanamex ventanillas servicio a clientes en sucursal quevedo son un desastre :( arreglenla por favor ni el display de turno funciona

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 02 18:10:52 +0000 2015

RT @silicongirl: If you're in Barcelona: Three Reasons to visit Canonical Mobile at World Congress 2015 http://t.co/8ZtQKNYJWX #MWC15 http:…

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Mar 02 16:28:05 +0000 2015

¿Qué dijo la higuera cuando le quitaron sus frutas? "¡Aay mis higooos!"

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 27 17:44:03 +0000 2015

RT @TheRealNimoy: A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

Roadmr @roadmr. Fri Feb 27 17:43:28 +0000 2015

RT @engadget: 'Star Trek' star Leonard Nimoy passes away at 83 http://t.co/BNrQmQpT6f http://t.co/IiXuXqvTYD

Roadmr @roadmr. Tue Feb 24 17:54:57 +0000 2015

RT @bydanielvictor: This is the best the Internet will ever be, I am quitting my job so I can spend more time watching this Vine https://t.…

Roadmr @roadmr. Mon Feb 23 17:12:49 +0000 2015

RT @Facso: Me pregunto si Iñarritu habrá considerado la posibilidad de que los mexicanos ya tenemos, de hecho, el Gobierno que merecemos.