@silicongirl Merci!! <3

RT @climagic: Lonely is the user who searches the Internet for an error message and only finds the source code that generates it.

@silicongirl <3

When neither a Unicorn or a Pegasus will do: Pegacorn! http://t.co/aWrbkVC0 or is it Unigasus?

"CSI: Mi Nezota - presentando los violadores del Edomex" - Qué les duran los de Las Vegas. http://t.co/lGdUEpkF

Así como foo y bar, baz y qux son variables metasintácticas, fulano, zutano, mengano y perengano son "metapersonas" :P http://t.co/ieRjjSVu

Programmers, this is what you look like from the outside: http://t.co/wuDVXxuD

Cual indio bajado del cerro a tamborazos, me rehuso a salir de mi pitecantropismo cultural :P

Jean-Luc Godard? Wasn't he the successor to dr. Spock on that old space series? *ducks*

RT @silicongirl: Santos vientos huracanados #Batman

MPAA claiming the SOPA/PIPA blackouts are an "abuse of power". I can't fit enough "ha ha ha"s on this tweet! sissies. http://t.co/WzMjafjg

Is the world ready for a day without Wikipedia?

La frase "error humano" es pleonasmo. Nuestra historia como raza lo confirma.

The Artist. If you say you like movies, go see this one. If you dislike it, or at least fail to admit it's great, I'll know you were lying.

What a dumbass, the rename command would have spared me thousands of bash for loops.

Carstens está más gordo que antes, ¿no? http://t.co/ASHHZV4a hay que ponerlo a dieta, se va a morir :(

Configuring Cisco routers: once you learn it, you never really forget it.

México - Haciendo hasta lo imposible por alcanzar a China. http://t.co/bnu47ida

Let's see how far into the new year I can get without tweeting... er... never mind. Heh!

I had to install Java and a browser plugin to run a stupid applet that requires it. Who uses Java on the browser these days? #DieJavaDie

@silicongirl What is it?!?! the present?!!?

@ma8a Ay en BC tienen menos nieve que en Topilejo :P

Xmas checklist. Snow: check. Turkey: check. Traditional cakes: check. Presents: check. Most important, family! check. Let it snow!

@ma8a Ni es cierto, ya tenemos unos 5 cm de nievecita :P

Why don't people want to eat ice cream in the winter? isn't that like refusing to eat hot meals during the summer?

Wtf, there's more snow on Google than in Montreal. #WhiteChristmasFail

I expect my 4000th tweet in mid-2013.

Blu-Ray: http://t.co/a5pMC59V

What Would (baby) Jesus Do? #babyjesus http://t.co/jd07z3f8

El mejor papel de baño es el del perrito :)

Best thing ever to come out of the Java world: http://t.co/K6Thq5tN Except for one thing. Java sucks too X)

Jajaja, al menos para algo sirven los políticos, pa hacernos reír #soyprole

México: de veras quieres que este ignorante y demagogo sea tu presidente? #NO http://t.co/DIx9MaHf

RT @silicongirl: Like video games? Take a look: http://t.co/GYcKOecD

Mimes are just emo clowns :P

"Correlation is not causation": http://t.co/cTYXDpbj

"please consider me as an alternative to suicide" :)

My 3000th tweet, at last! \o/ so I went looking for good news, found http://t.co/PZ3whgxe, but it's down :( good news #FAIL

RT @mtlgazette: Photo: Occupy Montreal Dismantled http://t.co/52BtEl3g

@silicongirl faceless people are creepy. http://t.co/IrGZEfNG

Lame: for your 3000th tweet to be a retweet. Lamer: for someone else's 10000th tweet to be a retweet of your 3000th tweet :)

@silicongirl snow - alien yet cozy

☮☯

RT @silicongirl: Outside my window. #letitsnowletitsnowletitsnow http://t.co/pyWTVqjo

Choose your next witticism carefully, it may be your last. No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! http://t.co/C03tmEMP

Flan! http://t.co/IPmNlsVq

¿Cual es el único zapato que te puede colgar de la nariz? ¡El mocasín! Jajajajajajajaj #chistemalo

RT @victorpalau: looking for a QA manager to join our #Ubuntu OEM team in #Taipei http://t.co/gQEUdG7z

Occupy Flash http://t.co/4jhELSVd vs Occupy HTML http://t.co/nhQpdAmY hilarious. Flash needs to die.

Ah, the wonders of #Debian and #Ubuntu - I had this BIND vulnerability patched *before* reading of it on Slashdot. http://t.co/ENs8SIV1

Windows 8 to force reboots after applying updates. What, you're running mission-critical stuff on Windows? Tough luck! http://t.co/yALPbh19

I like how Adobe is abandoning its crappy technologies (Flex: http://t.co/jhd4DdZd) and focusing on HTML5. Flash-free web in the horizon?

Yay 2,984 tweets \o/

A veces lo único que me queda decir es "Ah, qué la chingada" :( jaja

Do emos have the right to be happy? or do they have the right to be sad? google "can emos be happy" - funniest google search ever.

Flash dead on mobile devices: http://t.co/iJc8HUK9. Kudos world, now let's rid the world of this crap on the desktop too.

Fringe was great on Thursdays. FOX moves it to Fridays. It's now doing badly and risks cancelation. FOX ASSHOLES: Just put it back on Thurs.

Another tragic accident involving microbuses in Mexico City: http://t.co/m4Y86hPQ. 6 dead this time. #fail

The Precise Pangolin logo kicks ass ;) #uds http://t.co/A4OLB8VQ

Spotted: man texting on his phone while riding a bicycle. Safety #FAIL

@silicongirl so if 0ºC is "neither hot, nor cold", does 1ºC still qualify as "hot"?

Why Windows 7 is better than Vista. http://t.co/0gdZFh0v

Nothing justifies this level of apathy: http://t.co/6UzMmy8j Sorry, but China is a nasty place.

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción - Morgan y Camila. http://t.co/lxFa8Bn1

Dead this year: Osama, Jack Layton, Steve Jobs, Ghaddafi. Who else?. Ah yes, Amy Winehouse. <- First I heard of her was when she died.

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción - Taka. http://t.co/CpTPPqsC

Watched Transformers 3. Big mistake. Its crappiness can't be expressed in a short tweet. Suffice it to say, I want my 2:34 hours back.

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción - Marcelina. http://t.co/7eVMsCAL

Spotted: the mythical white squirrel!

"Uranus is a gas giant" :P

R.I.P. Dennis Ritchie. http://t.co/sKzOWjib

RT @ubuntu: Please welcome Ubuntu 11.10! http://t.co/d8XkOpG1 Install, have fun.

#Ubuntu 11.10 releasing today! Are you ready? http://t.co/RSmRUCBW

RT @thinkgeek: "Zombies are not dead/ but they're not alive, either./ They're Schrodinger's men." --haiku by Allyn from San Antonio, TX

#Blackberry: A switch failed, and the failover also failed :) caused a backlog and required traffic throttling. Queueing will kill you.

"#Blackberry outage spreads to US and Canada". It's not a freaking disease. Fix it already jackasses.

RT @VidadePerrosMx: En adopción - Benjamín. http://t.co/lkx7wek6

How Watson Learned the Trick: http://t.co/8TRQVUwS

This flight tracking site rocks! flightaware.com/live/airport/KATL

Black donkey http://t.co/DbsPHoOB

#FF @VidadePerrosMx

Pangolins regularly survive encounters with Lions.

http://t.co/qY8ngsW1 Herding cats. To this day I have no idea what EDS does.

RIP Steve Jobs

Wearing yellow socks today :)

Yes, I'll tweet something today <- here.

@silicongirl YUUUUUM!!!

Terra Nova: Airs on Fox? with Brannon Braga as showrunner? Thanks, I'll pass for now.

@silicongirl congrats on the PR :)

crawling: \/\o┌---o \/\o┌---o \/\o┌---o

So if a Microsoft ad pops up in my gmail, and I click on it, Microsoft pays Google some money, right? awesome, let's click.

Caught some lame site stealing content from one of our blogs. It sucks, but kinda makes me feel important :

Awesome article on cruciate ligament injuries on dogs. http://t.co/21Mqv8fN

@silicongirl faltan *3* días para la carrera :)

For some strange, unfathomable reason, I find myself compiling a Linux kernel...

RT @silicongirl: Reading my TL via SMS can get crazy at times. #mysmartphoneisaclunker

An iPad factory to open in Latin America... where? Brazil, of course. http://t.co/1aGqdV46

@silicongirl albures #FAIL :(

@silicongirl ring ring!! just got it all, my phone was on crack :(

Qué triste que está más chingón el monumento del 11 de Septiembre en Nueva York que el del bicentenario de la independencia de México :(

Intestinal fauna! #FAIL

Michael Hart, founder of Project Gutemberg, dead at 64 :( http://t.co/hhKLo7Q So long and thanks for all the eBooks

@silicongirl happy year-versary :P

"ay ya déjame descansar" :P

RIP Jack Layton. It's rather sad news really.

Lessons learned the hard way: maple syrup should not be kept unrefrigerated :( #Fail

@silicongirl 肯定的な ! So! (no idea what I'm saying)

"Si te casas no te divorcies, y si te divorcias ya no te vuelvas a casar; es el mismo infierno pero con distinto diablo" - Oído en una boda.

I didn't see the Apple fanboys saying anything about Lion's "borrowed" overlay scrollbar (from Ubuntu) or full-screen apps (CBM Amiga).

Vegan Black Metal Chef! The power of Satan compels you! http://t.co/K2nbn1Z

@silicongirl You are not a robot :P

Every time someone buys an Android phone, a kitten dies. And Microsoft makes $15.

@silicongirl I like your tweets ;)

Google, Fuck! why was there no doodle for Canada day 2011? mumble mumble.

After 3-week strike and 200 million dollar loss, Canada Post finally managed to achieve same level of efficiency as Mexican Postal Service.

Hºlª

About to board a plane and be away from home for a week. But I'm leaving this here in Montreal -> <3

A ver y por que no hubo concurso de la palabra más jocosa del español? Yo voto por "espantajo" %D

Squirrel hunting. Some raccoon and gopher too. Forest fauna win.

#Ubuntu, free as in speech and free as in beer! How do they do it? Find out here! http://t.co/sWE8QtH

Ya estuvo bueno con su "palabra más hermosa", yo voté por "Parangaricutirimícuaro" :(

@silicongirl CINNABON! yaay! surprise fail but dessert win :) <3

My new favorite invention. "Just add water" pancake mix. So easy!

Comment found on a source file: "Whoever programmed this is an idiot,". However, the non-commented version doesn't work, commented one does.

"awesome" = "de pelos"?

bzr qlog rocks so much, I had to bite the bullet and install the 75 MB of dependencies to have it. bzr visualize just doesn't cut it.

whoa, 33 new tweets! I click in the box and... 3 new tweets appear. Counting FAIL twitter.

<- my nasty self ! (@silicongirl hello!)

http://t.co/7GmRvQt : hacked! That's why I don't recommend use of Joomla.

@silicongirl sorry about the phone :( don't bite your nails ;)

Montreal weather, what surprises do you have in store for us this week? *on a sunny but windy day after a weekend of deluge*

RT @silicongirl: Email is for punks! :)

OS X Lion's "Launchpad" feature looks a lot like Ubuntu's Unity App Lens. And they took the name from launchpad.net! Ubuntu feels flattered!

Lovely lunch on the slopes of Mont Royal. <3 thanks!

RT @xiam: las "nutriólogas gordas" son el equivalente a "desarrolladores de visual basic".

Funny how when others copy Apple, fanbois cry foul, but when Apple copies others it's "yay now the competition has no advantage over Apple".

I didn't have high hopes for X-Men: First Class. I'm happy to have been proven wrong. Awesome movie!

1- I want book. 2- I go amazon.com. 3- I choose book, click "Buy now". 4- Book appears on Kindle instantly. So convenient but also CREEPY.

Canada Post on strike, and meanwhile, canadapost.ca is down. Is the sysadmin unionized or did the mailmen "go postal" on the network?

BTW, Kudos MSFT, putting the WP7 "I can't fit stuff to your screen" iface on Win8. Sucked small screens, is idiotic on huge desktop displays

Funny that I've received warnings about the impending Canadian Postal Worker strike... from everyone, except from Canada Post. #FAIL

@silicongirl pennies! awesome pic! http://t.co/KK456zh

Current temp 25C, apparent temp 32C. Damn humidity. There's Montrealpulco for ya!

btw it's #WoofWednesday! http://bit.ly/kWzjCA

@silicongirl Ire, produitos de alta calidá le viene ofreciendo lo que es el zorrillo mascota, zorrillito llévelo llévelo http://bit.ly/DP7rJ

En medios se refieren al agua como "el líquido". Es como "El Donald". Ojo, la pipí también es un líquido, no te vayan a dar gato por liebre.

RT @silicongirl: The sun is shining bright and warm. The day is clean and new. The city is gorgeous. Must be #Montreal.

Some sentences or words are intrinsically hilarious. "Die horribly" is one of them, at least when talking about killing a process on Linux.

Skunks aren't ugly, they just stink.

Temp is 21 Celsius and crazy humidity. Just like Acapulco! Montrealpulco FAIL.

- "I don't find shit all that disgusting" -"if you had to eat shit you'd feel differently about it" ... very smart thing to say.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. One twit a day keeps... Who away?

@silicongirl wish list win!! <3

RT @Rmonz: Sufran amantes de Apple viendo esta Mac con Windows Vista http://picplz.com/xP3q

Yay, still inching towards my 3000th tweet. Average: 1.6 tweets/day.

Should I tweet more often?

The power of social media: propelling Harding's idiotic (and wrong for the 2nd time) predictions of end of world to front pages worldwide.

Next time some asshole predicts end of world based on bible, please fucking remember: they've already been wrong. At least twice. Assholes.

This experience is one of the best experiences I could have experienced :P

Feliz Cinco de Mayo :)

emacs = control freak. vi = escape artist.

@silicongirl glad you enjoyed Wonder :) I still think he should have published the three volumes as one :P

Hm, Michael Ignatieff and Gilles Duceppe swept away by the orange tide. They didn't even win in their own ridings...

"Jack Layton es un peligro para Canadá" - Stephen Harper. hmm eso me suena conocido!!

So who will direct "Takedown: the death of Osama"? Michael Bay? Tony Scott? I give it two years tops.

RT @MMFlint: Cost of war to the U.S. since 2001: 1.2 trillion dollars. Interrupting Celebrity Apprentice: Priceless. (via Mike Olpin)

RIP Osama bin Laden!!

Went to Walmart. That god-forsaken, soul sucking place is the same all over the world.

Kneel before Zod! Hahah never thought. I'd see that lameness again!

Yep every hell hound was once a cute puppy from hell ;)

<3!

español ;( FAIL

Melanzana, aubergine, eggplant, pero se nos olvidó como se dice en

"la China", "el brasil" para países alejados o jodidos?

Por que se dice "Francia", "España", "Inglaterra" pero "el Japón",

Yaaay, missing time will be over tomorrow!!! <3

You know you're working in QA when you routinely use 15 different words to mean "problem", just to make your writing less monotonous.

If you want the behavior “required” by POSIX, you must set ‘POSIXLY_CORRECT’ (which was originally going to be named ‘POSIX_ME_HARDER’).

This is home! but it feels less so when you're away <3

"Websites/browsers only use about 10% of your PC's CPU power. IE9 unlocks the other 90%". So by MSFT's own admission, IE9 is a CPU hog. FAIL

I'm writing the mother of all tweets and the stupid phone crashes. Well, it's the world's loss.

@silicongirl good morning :) slight rain :)

Please stop referring to Windows 7 as just "7". You think it's cool but it's not, just makes you look like an idiot and Microsoft fanboi.

I see people talk wonders about insurance. I don't know, I've only ever had bad experiences with insurance. Waste of money.

Jellybeans! yum! Ambient moisture - yuck!

@El_Chaco_Veloz jejej ya empieza a hacer calor, para algún lado tenemos que mandar el frío %) guárdalo pa la época de calor de 45 grados! :P

Rain, sleet, snow and sun, all in one day. How's that for crazy weather?

At Beauty's Montreal ;) a classic!

@silicongirl happy march 28th!

@silicongirl Lemons FTW. Friends too!

A tester's life according to Dilbert: http://dilbert.com/2011-03-24/

@silicongirl Do crazy goats apologize for art? :P

btw, #WoofWednesday http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/03/22/funny-dog-pictures-due-to-global-stick-shortages/

@silicongirl re-sleep FTW <3

"CNN confirmed Elizabeth Taylor died." Picturing CNN reporter standing over Liz Taylor's corpse, confirming "yep, she's as dead as they die"

Air Canada changed flight from non-stop to 1-stop. Still beats the FUCKING AIRLINE GOING BROKE 2 days before trip (Mexicana de Aviación).

One thing that would double the accuracy of meteorologists' predictions: a damn window in their offices so they can see what's happening WTF

@silicongirl snowmen ftw ☃ ☃ ☃ :D

hahah. ☃

100 sick with AH1N1 flu ... in Venezuela. Can we stop calling it Mexican Flu now???

This is how Montreal welcomes the spring! With a snowstorm. Crazy weather FTW.

#Fail it's 4 am and not only am awake, I'm just back from walking the dogs. Thanks Mathias :P

@silicongirl happy st. Paddy's! <3

Failure puppet! http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-07-24/

Saint Patrick is just Santa Claus and the leprechauns are just Christmas elves. For Saint Paddy's, all they do is wear green instead of red.

RT @silicongirl: Happy Saint Patrick's Day! http://t.co/aNr2I7s

Damn leg cramp woke me up at 3 AM :(

Daylight Savings Time: Getting up at what amounts to 7:15 AM sucks, but the gorgeous sunsets in wonderful company make it worthwhile. <3

@silicongirl dream win, good morning!

There are advantages to DST in more northern latitudes. But I still think it sucks and must die. Also, it's bad for you. http://ti.me/i0E0Sx

@silicongirl Coffee killed the radio star?

RT @GeorgeTakei: Today we are all Japanese. Give $10 to help. Text REDCROSS to 90999, or click http://ow.ly/4ctzx Pls RT!

RT @silicongirl: My heart goes out to all those in distress right now. Footage from the #Tsunami is overwhelming.

World: if you're going to end, please wait until Monday! weekends are too nice :P

Timbits are the devil's spawn!

Blood is red, roses are yellow; why did the ring have a ship of fellows? Oh midnight tweet fail, I'm not making sense anymore %)

Kick-ass snowstorm this morning in Montreal. To be fair, spring hasn't technically started yet.

Always been a sucker for wireless mice, I'm surprised it took 15 years for me to find a really good, usable, unobtrusive one. Logitech M310

Coming home is the best moment of the day <3

Happy 1st of March! we've defined it as a happy, joyous month :P

I got sick from eating too much :( but I'm feeling better now ;)

@silicongirl 0 grados! ni frío ni calor! :P

I guess my stomach is reacting to a parallel world where The Social Network sweeped the Oscars.

I'm so glad Biutiful didn't win the foreign language film Oscar. :P

Gasland - a movie about farts. Wasteland - a movie about shit. WTF?

I woke up at 3 AM and for a moment thought of tweeting "I'm in the middle of sleeping". But decided against it :P

RT @silicongirl: Don't wanna get out of bed but gotta pee!

Oriental-flavored day. Thanks! <3

Shopping spree win! And it was all food. Face it, I'm a pig-ass :P

@silicongirl don't forget the corndog! Yum!

RT @silicongirl: I think twitter's broken.

Soy un gordo asqueroso :( *sob*

@silicongirl hola ;)

@silicongirl You're always fancy but never plain :P

I'm also getting to dislike Mondays :p

Fieras embrutecidas por el hambre :B groar!

Look, #juayderito made it to FailBlog! http://chzb.gr/dX86BM

The CSI episode where Justin Bieber gets shot full of lead is one of the best ever.

De Guatemala a guatepeor, a guatefoc a juayderito jajaja

@silicongirl "constraints breed creativity". Or rather I think it's because of some dumb phone-related limitation <3

Waking up next to you, everyday awesomeness. Happy February 15th!

Up at such a crazy time, I just had to tweet about it. Back to sleep!

Unix commands with double meaning: man top

Crazy weather: today will be quite warm, tomorrow freezing cold (-17) and we go back above zero on wednesday. Watch out for ice on the road!

@silicongirl Happy Valentine's Day <3

I know something's wrong with the music world when the one to steal the Grammys is David Letterman :/

Cuando Batman hace una predicción, ¿se trata de un "baticinio"? :P

My phone's autocorrection sucks! http://dilbert.com/2011-02-09/

RT @victorpalau: #Ubuntu Component Catalog is now live! http://is.gd/Km6c3W

Aló :)

"big game" is over, now we can all go on with our lives. Priorities people.

Ha-ha, today it's snowing a lot again. Weathermen predicted 1cm, but it looks like it'll be another 20. FAIL.

Ice skating: I suck. At least didn't fall on my ass. The best thing about it was the company, thanks <3

@El_Chaco_Veloz poco probable, es en estadio cubierto :P

@silicongirl be a pest all you want, it's cute ;) So, french + german = grench? frerman? germench? frenchman?

@silicongirl sorry, I guess I can't complain if my writing is that horrible :) fuchsia win! :P

En qué extraño idioma "fuchsia" se pronuncia "fiucha" ???

RT @climagic: Linux sex: date ; unzip ; strip; touch; mount; etc.. Windows sex: start ; explore ; reboot ; viruscheck ; solitaire

My bus was 24 minutes late. Yes, even in Montreal, a lot of snow on the road means crazy traffic.

@silicongirl nah, anything goes at -18 or warmer.

Excellent overview and analysis of the whole CRTC, UBB, Internet metering affair in Canada. #stopthemeter http://bit.ly/97dRYs

Ay guey un espantajo :(

People who have a picture of themselves as their cellphone wallpaper - so strange!

@silicongirl You also get to officially say "it's freaking cold". Even native montrealers are doing it now!

Frozen iPhone - not as in crashed, but as in it shut down because of the -23C temps outside. Not made for the cold.

-30 degrees forecast for monday - now that's a cold wave for you.

@pioneeronetv either a bulldog or basset hound

Sunbathing squirrels + great Dane = mayhem! Specially fun at 15 below.

-10 degrees out there, way to stay warm is to walk briskly. Result = lovely walk with the dogs.

"I strive to be the person my dog thinks I am" - #WoofWednesday. Warning, pic *will* bring you to tears. http://bit.ly/gF2Sk2

It was an interesting week but finally, happily, I'm back home :) <3

@silicongirl o_O jajaj

Went purse shopping. BTW, mass transit in Dallas SUCKS!!!!

Hectic day in Dallas - only now finding the time to tweet saying - home is where the heart is, and I left mine in Montreal. 4.5 days to go.

RT @silicongirl: Boiling cheese. Probably not a good idea!

I think my SMS are broken.

A smile is one of the best wake up presents!

"Be advised, Sainte-Foy is not Quebec City". You don't say.

Out of the house by 5:30 am - sucks to be me!

bus route has some great views of Montreal - but windows are so dirty, you cant really enjoy them. Fail.

Not really awake - it's too early! Yawn

Aieeee! Tarzan yell win ;)

Happy new year 2011 from Montréal!

@silicongirl voto por los arándanos :P

LAS UVAS! FFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Back in the habit of using only 2 digits for the year? Remember, we're now 1/10th of the way through to the 2100 bug!

Whisking egg whites. Purists may balk at my "imitate a blender" technique, but it was faster than most actual blenders. Nicer whites, too.

Whisking egg whites by hand. Add a few drops of lemon juice, then roll the whisk's handle between your palms, imitating a blender's motion.

Unicode - has the weirdest characters. Who the hell needs this? ✈

Damn, missed the year's last Woof Wednesday :(

"You have been forwarded to a voicemail system. however, the person at 2034 does not subscribe to this service. Bye!" FUCK YOU, USELESS!!!!

And don't even get me started on spanish vs latinamerican layouts. It's the same freaking language, why do we need the keys to be different?

The english dead-keys layout is proof that most western-language keyboard layouts only exist out of nationalism and stubbornness.

Only a few hours of daily sunshine - gotta make the best of it! http://twitpic.com/3klrlo

Breakfast at noon. Win or fail? At least we already took a nice walk with the dogs in the park.

@silicongirl Think of the mink :( so cute, so dead :(

Merry Christmas and good night ;)

Been a Twitter user since 2006, and I only managed to send my first tweet via SMS a couple of months ago.

Hahah, Skype calls to phones in Mexico: subscription is more expensive than pay-as-you-go. WTF, not making sense as usual.

"A Christmas Carol" in Klingon. http://bit.ly/hRuaZu

Stupid PHP string concatenation operator.

The things you can do with a lowly home router today were unthinkable 15 years ago on a $2,500 Cisco!

Nothing makes a place feel cozier than the sound of a snoring dog :)

VERY impressed with the latest version of #VirtualBox. Very comfortable for virtualization on the desktop.

"On the first day of christmas, blizzard gave to me a brand-new SCV" - Kinda miss Starcraft.

@ma8a @silicongirl It's "shaken, not stirred". I never make them any other way ;)

Overheard - "Sinead O'Connor is just like Jaramar."

Windows is the hardest OS to setup a printer on. You actually have to install drivers - on OS X and Linux you just plug in and it works.

Mistakenly nuked Windows while installing Linux on a PC. Once over the "OMFG $200 down the drain" shock, it's actually pretty nice.

Snowflakes: ❄ ❅ ❆

"Buy Windows Phone 7 handset, get xbox360 free" - they must be really desperate to sell those phones.

Here's hoping Fringe survives the Friday Death Slot. Leave it to Fox (Fucks) to slam my favorite shows into the ground.

Listening to a recording that S P E L L S U R L S letter by letter. OMG!

Just used some Krazy Glue to fix the MacBook's cracked case. FailWin. Didn't even turn it off for the operation!

#WoofWednesday http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12/15/cute-puppy-pictures-tayst-liek-skittulz/

i'm two e-mails away from "inbox zero". Yay!

So, did someone actually bother to solve my blog's captcha to send linkspam or do they have automated crackers now? Amazing.

@El_Chaco_Veloz quien dijo esa barrabasada, para irnosle encima (puerto 25 fail jaja)

"Beauty Without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, And all the Virtues of Man Without his Vices." - For Aullido.

Tongolele?? WTF?

RT @climagic: I never understood the use of a semicolon in a sentence; I thought of it in terms of what it does in a bash command and no ...

Every time you uninstall Windows from a computer, a kitten is born.

If you're running and you fart, do you go faster?

Puebloquieto jajajajaj

When did chiclet keyboards graduate from sucking (Timex Sinclair TS1000) to being chic (MacBook)?

Empanadas. They were quite delicious, yum!

HP products are the epitome of the shitty-microsofty product philosophy. Printer was dirt-cheap and works, but I'm never buying HP again.

New printer: Sorry HP, but you don't get to install 500 MB of crap in my computer. the printer works out of the box anyway so why bother?

I can say "no", I just don't enjoy doing it :(

... Awesome :)

I hate Christmas specials. I want the plot to advance, not see the actors dressed as santa and elves. Yeah, I'm a grinch so what?

Oracle just driving Sun's legacy into the ground. And I was never even really a fan of Sun's stuff. Why did they ever let them buy Sun?

Weatherman and Politician: two jobs where you can be 100% wrong and still get paid.

Snowstorm! Luckily the mother of all snowplows is here to save us from knee-deep snow. Wait - it's dumping the snow on the sidewalk - FUUUUU

Christmas less than 3 weeks away! whee!

RT @oximoron_: Ya colaboré con el Teletón: atropellé a un chico que pedía donativos en el crucero y le van a dar rehabilitación física e ...

True geeks use regular expressions to indicate when they meant something else instead: s/sucks/rocks/

The 5k Santa Shuffle run was awesome. I even got a pic of one runner faling on his ass ;) Icy run fail. Advantage of being just a spectator.

Pi equals four. http://memebase.com/2010/11/30/memes-troll-math-pi/

First rain, now cold = snow. And LOL, the salt they so thoughtfully spread 2 days ago got washed away by the rain.

Watching Dragon's Den - there's something about watching people getting humiliated while asking for a hand-me-out.

#WoofWednesday in the car http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/28/funny-dog-pictures-are-we-there-yet/

"Frienditutes" and other assorted Facebook fauna. http://dilbert.com/2010-12-01

C is one of those things you don't forget once you learn.

At 5 Celsius, it's a balmy afternoon in Montreal. Great to go out wearing only a light jacket and scarf just in case.

Whoa, the Microsoft silverlight logo looks like silvery puke.

@El_Chaco_Veloz no inventes, lo va a apagar y entonces sí estaremos jodidos :( (lo va a apagar = lo va a exprimir hasta que lo cancelen)

SQL Server Express. What an abomination. Why bother, why not just use PostgreSQL or MySQL?

In playing with MongoDB I discovered that persistent data stores are one of those wonderful but creepy things. Adding to the arsenal.

"one size fits most" actually means "it will NOT fit you, you deformed non-standard freak".

Han shot first. Even Wikipedia says it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first

You cant uncrash that which has crashed. You can only reboot and hope for the best.

Learned today, the hard way, that freezing rain is kind of a big deal no matter when it happens.

On the Internet, nobody knows if you're a dog: http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html

So, no Fringe because of thanksgiving. Yet I see nobody complaining and clamoring to abolish the holiday. *raised brow*

Now the sun's out - crazy weather.

0 degrees celsius out there - so it's neither hot, nor cold. *lame joke win*

Thnkyou very fucking much to the STM bus that never arrived and made me be late. I left the house under the rain, why didn't the bus driver?

Salt on the sidewalks = bad sign for tomorrow. I guess.

RT @viewfromalake: Do you know all these signs of winter? Dear England, Love Canada http://t.co/X6pWRxJ

JSVI - VI written in javascript. http://gpl.internetconnection.net/vi/ It's pretty sick but also really cool.

Hover over a shortened URL, it gives you the original link. It even works with http://corta.me URLs! Cool!

It was easy to clip the dog's nails when she was distracted with the squirrels ;)

Windows XP: "Uno de los discos necesita ser comprobado para ver coherencias" Redactado con las patas como siempre :(

#WoofWednesday http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/24/cute-puppy-pictures-treetz-pwetteh-plz/ dalmatians are SO cute.

Javascript is quite pesky to debug. Thankfully I had Firebug to help me.

Could you perhaps claim to know programming when you really do not, and just post everything you need on stackoverflow and copy the answers?

So I was thrilled to be able to participate in Engadget's giveaways... but I just found out that Québec residents are not eligible. WTF :(

C++ sure has evolved since I last studied it.

"you can choose the middle half". Way to start thinking in terms of fractions of three.

A hard drive inside a scale-model DeLorean! who wants one? http://corta.me/et

Try doing the laundry with scentless detergent, you'll realize how much you're used to your clean clothes having a certain smell.

I like the way things work when bureaucracy is out of the way.

Life all comes down to a few moments ;)

taco win. *burp*

google safe browsing API: WTF is a "pleaser key"?

Inevitable fact of URL shorteners: lesser-known ones with longer domains actually produce shorter URLs because the hashes are shorter.

Ok poll: what's the first web site you check after you get up in the morning? Me: the news. Way to put things into perspective.

mmm, crepas :P~

16 requests sent so far. Response rate: 18.7%. Success rate: 0% !! FAIL

I'm not banana-faced :-|

La palabra "naquísimo" se me hace naquísima. Naco es chido :)

The way the Spanish Wikipedia refers to all animals by their scientific, rather than common names, is rather pretentious.

I don't like movie critics.

WTF who thought it was a good idea for Steve Ballmer to have a pair of giant scissors? http://corta.me/az

Tasmanian Devil Roadsign FTW. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tasmanian_Devil_roadsign.jpg

@ma8a @El_Chaco_Veloz Usuaria se quejaba de mail desaparecidos, es que le había picado en orden alfabético y no veía los más recientes :)

Whipping egg whites by hand is murder. Or is it suicide? Whatever, it's still quite tiring.

Using the computer to chat with someone in the same room as you. Sounds dumb. But you've done it. Admit it.

@A_Aspuru_Guzik give this a try for Retro-nostalgia-endless-hours-spent-playing-this. http://www.openttd.org/en/

VGA Planets 5 coming in 2011, will use Microsoft Silverlight. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm no grammar nazi but I hesitate to correspond with someone lacking even basic punctuation skills (a period to end a sentence, anyone?).

Yum, meat! I'm a carnivore at heart, if not by design.

xkcd translated to spanish - oh the horror. http://es.xkcd.com/

#WoofWednesday what dalmatians think about Spongebob. http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/02/funny-dog-pictures-he-absorb-it/

I hate PayPal. I just want to pay, and they make me jump through ridiculous hoops to do so.

Today: a day to celebrate and remember Dalmatians. http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/25/cute-puppy-pictures-spotz-in-mai-dreemz/

HA HA, sucks to be MSFT! Supercomputer is faster with Linux than Windows "denying MSFT its first PFLOPS rank". http://corta.me/8y

World's fastest computer does 2.5 PFLOPS. http://corta.me/8x I remember when 100-Tflops computers were still a dream.

Ouch, a paper cut on my nose - fleshy underside fail. How did this happen? fuck. It hurts...

HA!. Windows Phone 7 WILL ruin your microSD card. Testing, quality, caring about the customer, so last century at MSFT. http://corta.me/8s

My Skittles would last longer if I grabbed them one by one instead of two each time.

A few years back I had a job where I worked and didn't get paid. I guess that'd qualify as negative wealth generation.

Have the urge to get a tattoo? here's some antidote for ya. http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org

Woo, Google Docs has revision control tools.

@El_Chaco_Veloz si Montreal. He visto Tostitos pero no Sabritones :(

@El_Chaco_Veloz Obligatorio: "He's dead, Jim."

Inputting the same information over and over again in 20 different places.

Even the best plan won't survive contact with reality. Unless it's something you've done many times; then it's not a plan but a procedure.

WTF: They say it's urgent, I send a first reply within 8 minutes, and 1 hour later we're still not even on the phone. Not that important, eh

Shocking discovery, we found strange messages hidden in eggplants. Thin eggplant slices contain words like "juus" and "trac".

No me sorprende que cuando un juez o magistrado toma una decisión, se le llame "fallo". ¡Siempre la cagan!

#WoofWednesday dog vs. snow http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/09/funny-dog-pictures-tastez-like-water/

Be honest: have you EVER used the "reset/clear form" button? why does it even exist? I've never used it, not once in 15 years.

2/3 cup of Skittles = your daily recommended vitamin C intake, FTW.

"Tú, amigo, tú, pobre diablo" - jajaja. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFpl5gdZlws