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How to charge 10 bucks for a bottle of grape juice: sell it as “alcohol-free wine” 🤦🏻♂️ https://t.co/QqVFaFM878
RT @ubuntu: Ubuntu 22.10 is now available to download and install. Upgrade now: https://t.co/BvYLmObfsI https://t.co/QWwgJBnBNH
@El_Chaco_Veloz Zenón? 🤔
@El_Chaco_Veloz Zemo, no Zuma :) https://t.co/drJtGbpKA4
@mstfacmly @Communauto Reload every 5 seconds you’ll get one eventually. Just when you see an available one DO NOT HESITATE. I know 😓
Airline food: promise and reality 🌯 https://t.co/vT7uQwxjR6
@AirCanada I literally want to give you money to change seats but your web page does not work, you have stopped answering the phones, and emails take “up to 30 days” to be processed. Honestly, you need to do better.
@silicongirl For gender inclusivity you should use “They-people” 😑
@El_Chaco_Veloz But Chaco si le hacen eso no se va a espantar más? 😱💥🤣
Airlines received billions in pandemic bailouts, then charged exorbitant prices when travel restarted; knowing *in advance* what the demand was going to be like they didn’t plan for it and now have the gall to pull crap like https://t.co/oFRlRxkOCw.
@El_Chaco_Veloz También acá en el verdadero norte ;) https://t.co/r39z8gbBAh
No we don’t 🤣 https://t.co/1ugSCfur1c
@belairdirect your unsubscribe form is CONVENIENTLY having “technical difficulties”. Please fix it so I can unsubscribe from your #SPAM. https://t.co/RtlZCU92r8
@El_Chaco_Veloz Lo siento Chaco yo nada más tengo el Mario Kart DS :(
RT @BicycleLobby: https://t.co/c2jQWoBKvy
@El_Chaco_Veloz Oops 🤭
@El_Chaco_Veloz A poco no le dura todo el día la pila? Ya cómprate una nueva, Chaco 💻
Isn’t it suspicious that the Legault government decided to condone the insurance portion of driver license renovations on an election year? Why didn’t they do it before, or after? Or not doing it and, I don’t know, use the money to improve pandemic measures. Just a thought. 🤷🏻♂️ https://t.co/Dz3KbC4Q3b
@Tonejito Y cartón. No se te olvide el cartón (tablarroca). 😜
So which is it ? https://t.co/ESlL8UJRDS or https://t.co/snk97ZV5hd ? Conflicting advice makes me fear they really have no idea.
@El_Chaco_Veloz Y la Cheyenne apá?
The queen’s gambit board game. Otherwise known as - chess 🙄 #marketing #fail https://t.co/n8naSWwest
Wow @twitter that’s some pro level text rendering right there. (Sarcasm) https://t.co/lKUtOBFYOF
Cameos of characters from other movies in 3d animation (the “pizza planet” truck in most Pixar movies, Sven the reindeer appearing in Moana) … they look clever but did you consider they’re merely reusing 3d models from their design libraries to make their work easier? 😜
@A_Aspuru_Guzik A tip: write canned responses for each type of request/rejection. You can customize them before sending, but having 80% already written really helps with time and the soul-sucking nature of repetitive replies. It works for me when dealing with support!
@El_Chaco_Veloz No es miércoles Chaco :(
jaja los servidores de correo del SAT están blacklisteados :) F=<firstname.lastname@example.org> rejected RCPT <XXXX>: 188.8.131.52 is listed at https://t.co/h4gKoZlyvQ (127.0.0.3: https://www .spamhaus.org/sbl/query/SBLCSS)
Celebrando el 15 con una piñata de nyancat 🇲🇽🥳 https://t.co/hIT8bwEU4n
In the interest of inclusiveness, the “Advanced…” button in GUI settings dialogs should instead be named “Detailed…”. “Advanced” sends a “you’re too dumb to comprehend this” message to all your users, even the ones that do understand what they’re doing.
@El_Chaco_Veloz ?? Si tu certificado es de let’s encrypt a poco no usas certbot para que se acuerde y lo haga por ti? 🤪
Pandemic challenges, ordering food : - In a noisy food court - In not-your-native-language - With you and the clerk wearing masks - With a plexiglas barrier in between - And somehow managing to not screw up the order or miss anything. ✅ achievement unlocked ✅
Wow Twitter is atrocious for long-form content - yet people keep using it for that :(
@El_Chaco_Veloz Pos quien quiera que los hackeó es ahora dueño 🤪
@A_Aspuru_Guzik Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 haha
@El_Chaco_Veloz Porque creen que estás usando “transparency mode” Chaco 😆
Very classy, @googledrive - it would be great if you could offer the default browser first, instead of two apps *i don’t even have * 🧐 https://t.co/cSzocAtTjK
What’s your “people you follow” / “people you have blocked” ratio on Twitter? Mine is 0.246 😬
@El_Chaco_Veloz Jaja si eso te sorprende mira aquí https://t.co/xGXPa52YWd
@bloodearnest @nottrobin The project is still public, send a PR and I’ll merge it :)
@El_Chaco_Veloz 🤔 Chevrolet trax la tiene del lado derecho. Mini Cooper, a la izquierda. Solo los que alcancé a ver en una cuadra 🤪
@El_Chaco_Veloz No 😎
Ah the irony. https://t.co/VzOExVZzjS
Overheard: “I am God!” 😎
@google_meet "this video is paused due to problems with your network" is beyond useless. What exactly is the problem with my network? it *is* working fine. The "troubleshooting" panel in the app concurs - system load and latency are fine. What's the problem? 🤷
Montreal - almost as cold as Houston, TX 🤪 https://t.co/bOfFCKNJJI
@El_Chaco_Veloz Pueden dar su discurso con la cartera y construirse una passive house 🥳https://t.co/mogad8n3e5